Sock Puppet Gate
The Committee of Conundrums has been at the center of controversy regarding the use of sock puppets in decision-making processes. It has come to light that several high-ranking officials have been utilizing these puppets to sway public opinion and manipulate the voting process.
A thorough investigation revealed that these puppets were not only being used for nefarious purposes but also for their alleged ability to "add a touch of whimsy to meetings".
Chairperson Bertrand Bertram, a self-proclaimed expert in the field of Sock Puppetry, has been at the forefront of this scandal.
Other notable members of the subcommittee include:
- Bernard Bonkers, known for his extensive collection of novelty socks.
- Selma Slipper, an expert in the art of puppetry.