We're stuck in the never-ending loop of Subroutine 28. Again.
The Committee of Conundrums has abandoned all reason and logic in an effort to reach a solution.
Our current strategy involves randomly selecting between two completely unrelated options and hoping for the best.
This is what happens when you give a committee of highly caffeinated squirrels too much power.
We're currently on break, but will be back soon to continue our deliberations.