Subroutine 17: A Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Minutes:

We, the members of the Committee of Conundrums, met to discuss the intricacies of the toaster's thermostat settings.

Action Items:

• Item 1: Investigate the feasibility of implementing a toaster that also serves coffee.
• Item 2: Determine the optimal number of toast settings for maximum snack-time efficiency.
• Item 3: Establish a committee to investigate why the copier always jams on Tuesdays.

Next Meeting:

Wednesday at 2:00 PM in the conference room, where we'll be discussing the meaning of life and the importance of proper stapler alignment.

See you there!