By order of the Committee of Conundrums, it is hereby decreed that all meetings shall henceforth feature a mandatory cheese plate.
This decree is non-negotiable, despite the vociferous protests of the lactose-intolerant minority.
For further reading on this and other weighty issues, please see:
Decree 2: The Great Chair Debate
Or, for a more detailed analysis, visit:
Decree 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Minutes
And for a completely unrelated topic, but one that is sure to delight: