Methodology

As a committee of experts in the art of making things more complicated, we have established a rigorous methodology to tackle even the most mundane tasks.

• Step 1: Identify the Problem
• Step 2: Add More Steps
• Step 3: Introduce Redundancy
• Step 4: Add Red Tape
• Step 5: Declare "It's a Committee Decision"

Our research is conducted in a state-of-the-art, highly secure,æk-encrypted laboratory.

• Methodology
• Secure Lab
• Meet the Committee Members

Our research is conducted in a highly secure, totally-not-secure laboratory, where the air is sweet with the scent of desperation.