Welcome, esteemed members of the Sock Protocol 9000 Committee!
Today's discussion will revolve around the intricacies of Sock Protocol 9000, the world's most advanced and confusing sock-related technology.
Sock Protocol 9000: A Technical Overview Sock Protocol 9000 is a highly complex and utterly fascinating system for managing sock inventory. It involves a network of interconnected sock servers, each containing an array of precisely calibrated sock sensors. These sensors detect and report on the slightest changes in sock moisture levels, elasticity, and odor. Technical Specifications: * Sock Sensor Resolution: 0.001% * Sock Moisture Threshold: 0.5% * Sock Elasticity Index: 90% * Sock Odor Threshold: -100 (yes, it's a logarithmic scale)
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