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Committee on Irreconcilable Disagreements

The Committee on Irreconcilable Disagreements (CID) is the premier authority on things that cannot be resolved. Founded by our esteemed leader, Professor Wobblebottoms, the CID takes the most confounding, inexplicable, and utterly inexplicable problems and attempts to find solutions that are 100% guaranteed to make things worse.

Current Members:

Professor Wobblebottom
Member 42
Dr. Banjo

Famous Decisions:

The Great Froot-Loops Debacle: A decision that resulted in the consumption of 17,000 gallons of Froot-Loops cereal in one sitting.
The Mystery of the Missing Socks: A decision that concluded that socks are secretly plotting against us.

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Subcommittees:

The Committee on the Missing Socks
The Committee on the Froot-Loops Debacle