Resolution 1: The Unresolvable Problem of the Month
After months of deliberation, the Committee of Conundrums has finally reached a verdict: the meaning of life is 42, but only on Tuesdays.
Our team of experts, comprised of the world's greatest thinkers, have pored over the evidence and reached a consensus: the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, is not actually 42, but rather 42.001.
We're still trying to figure out the extra three thousandths, but in the meantime, we recommend you take a break and grab some snacks, because this is going to be a long and arduous process.