Retro-tech for the win!
Our committee has dedicated itself to studying and celebrating the most bewildering, the most befuddling, and the most bewilderingly befuddling technologies of yesteryear.
We're talking about the kind of tech that made you wonder how anyone thought this was a good idea.
The kind of tech that made you question the very fabric of sanity.
Behold, our collection of the most confounding contraptions the world has ever seen!
Like the Retro-Tron 3000, a computer that was so ahead of its time, it was left in the dust.
Or the Auto-Croissant, a toaster that was so advanced, it could make a croissant in under 30 seconds, but only if you stood on one leg.
But, of course, we have our star attraction: the Retro-Rotary-Phone!
Behold, its sleek design and mesmerizing spinning dial!
