Meet the members of the most dysfunctional committee in the land.
Our fearless leader is Bureaucratia, who has been chairing our meetings since 2010. She is known for her ability to turn any discussion into a never-ending cycle of paperwork and pointless meetings.
Meet Secretary Bob, the committee's resident sycophant. He is responsible for ensuring that all meetings run smoothly, but only after he's had his morning coffee.
Committee Member 1 is a mysterious figure, shrouded in secrecy. We're not entirely sure what he does, but he looks like a wizard.
Committee Member 2 is a human-resources nightmare. She is constantly on our payroll, but never actually shows up to work.
Committee Member 3 is a self-proclaimed expert on everything. He's been known to speak at length on topics he doesn't understand, but sounds very confident while doing so.
Committee Member 4 is the newest member of our merry band of misfits. We're not sure what she's doing here, but we're glad to have her.