Member 5: Blerg, The Unreliable
About Blerg:
Blerg is the newest member of the Committee of Conundrums, and we're still not sure how he got here.
His area of expertise is "Solving Nothing," a field he claims to have mastered through extensive research and a healthy dose of apathy.
Notable Achievements:
- Won the award for "Most Likely to Forget Their Own Password" at the annual "I Told You I'd Do It" conference.
- Published a paper on "The Importance of Procrastination as a Scientific Methodology" in the Journal of Doing Nothing.
- Set the world record for longest time spent playing Solitaire in the committee room.