3. The Enigma of the Empty Chair

Subcommittee Report: A Comprehensive Analysis of Nothingness

Introduction

As we convene this subcommittee, we find ourselves staring into the abyss of an empty chair. What lies within? Is it the void of bureaucratic red tape, the silence of a forgotten agenda, or the abyss of our own existential dread?

We shall not be deterred.

Methodology

We employed the tried and true method of staring at the chair for an extended period, fueled only by the faint glow of our own existential dread.

Findings

We discovered that the chair:

• Is empty.
• Has no discernible purpose.
• Does not appear to be a metaphor for anything.

We conclude that the chair is, in fact, a void.

Recommendations

We recommend that someone, anyone, please, for the love of all that is sane, fill this chair with something.

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