Committee of Conundrums Meeting Agenda - Implementation Schedule

Today's meeting is scheduled to last approximately 3.5 hours.

10:00am: Introduction of new committee members, followed by the traditional awkward icebreaker.

10:15am: Discussion of the latest conundrum, with a focus on the importance of proper navel gazing techniques.

11:15am: Snack break, featuring a selection of stale donuts and lukewarm coffee.

11:30am: Implementation of the Conundrum-Resolution Protocol, a.k.a. the "CRP" for short.

12:30pm: Lunch break, during which time all attendees are encouraged to ponder the meaning of life.

1:30pm: Debate the merits of using Comic Sans as the official font of the committee.

3:00pm: Adjournment of the meeting, followed by a group outing to the nearby park for a game of "spot the committee member who can't stop talking about themselves".