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Next Meeting: Where Do We Meet When We Meet?

Agenda Item 1: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts

It has come to our attention that the donuts, which were supposed to be provided by the catering service, have gone missing. We will be investigating this matter further.

Agenda Item 2: The Enigma of the Empty Meeting Room

The room in which we usually meet has been reported empty and devoid of any meeting-related paraphernalia. We will be sending out a team to investigate and bring back some semblance of order.

Agenda Item 3: The Conundrum of Confusing Meeting Times

It seems that some members are unsure of the meeting time. Please make sure to double-check your calendar to avoid confusion.