Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Agenda

Amendments to Ominous Figures of the Filing System Resolution 2024

We, the Committee of Conundrrams, hereby propose the following amendments:

• A new sub-committee be formed to deal with the increasingly absurd filing system.
• All meetings henceforth be conducted in a state of utter chaos.
• The color scheme be revised to include only hues of neon pink.

Action items:

• Assign someone to deal with the paperwork.
• Assign someone else to deal with the existential dread.

Adjournment:

Vote to Adjourn