Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Agenda - Ominous Figures of the Filing System Resolution 2024

Resolution 2024: A Declaration of Intent

WHEREAS, the filing system has been a thorn in the side of productivity for far too long;

  • THEREFORE, be it resolved, that a new filing system shall be implemented, one that is more efficient and less soul-sucking.
  • THEREFORE, be it further resolved, that all members of the Committee of Conundrums shall be granted an extra 30 minutes of coffee breaks per day to compensate for the increased productivity.
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