Ominous Figures of the Filing System Resolution 2024

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• Fig 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler
• Fig 2: The Enigmatic Envelope Enigma
• Fig 3: The Shadowy Figure of the Forgotten Filing Cabinet
• Fig 4: The Elusive Case of the Missing Meeting Minutes

Discussion

After much deliberation, the committee has reached a decision on the matter of the ominous figures of the filing system.

Resolution 2024 states:

WHEREAS the current filing system has been deemed a menace to society

BE IT HEREBY RESOLVED that all figures be relocated to a secure, undisclosed location

WHEREAS the relocation of said figures has the potential to cause undue hardship on the janitorial staff

THEREFORE, be it further RESOLVED that the janitorial staff be given a 5% raise to compensate for the increased burden

Next Steps

Implementation of Resolution 2024 will be overseen by Committee Chair, Fig 1.

A progress report will be presented at the next meeting.

Adjournment of the meeting will be at 4:15 PM sharp.