In this, our latest and utterly doomed attempt at reforming the filing system, we propose the introduction of a new, unnecessarily complicated system of filing.
The current system, as we all know, is a complete and utter shambles. Folders are too small, files are too many, and the whole thing is a mess.
Our proposed solution: a filing system that requires a minimum of 17 different levels of bureaucracy just to find the thing you're looking for. It's a bold new approach, and we're pretty sure it'll fail spectacularly.
Key points of the proposal:
We are, of course, completely, utterly, and totally committed to making this work, and we're sure that, no matter how many meetings we schedule, we'll somehow, someway, somewise, get it right.
For more on our proposed reform, see:
And, as always, we welcome your input. Or, at the very least, we welcome your laughter and ridicule, which we will, no doubt, find most enlightening.