Item 1: The Committee will convene at precisely 10:00 AM. Any latecomers will be subject to the wrath of the Chairperson.
Item 2: A motion will be proposed to reorganize the filing cabinet into a more logical taxonomy.
Item 3: The committee will discuss the implications of the new filing system on the existing filing cabinet's carbon footprint.
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The Committee of Conundrums, in an effort to streamline the filing process, has proposed the following resolution:
Article 1: All files shall be stored in a manner that makes sense.
Article 2: The filing cabinet shall be reorganized by a team of highly trained professionals.
Article 3: Any further questions or concerns shall be directed to the Committee of Conundrums.