Ominous Figures of the Filing System Resolution 2024
Article 1: The Filing System is a Lie
We, the committee, have found that the filing system is a farce. Documents are lost, files are duplicated, and meetings are scheduled for the wrong dates.
Article 2: The Ominous Figures
We, the committee, have identified the following individuals as being responsible for the chaos in the filing system:
- John "The Document Destroyer" Doe
- Jane "The Filing Frenzy" Smith
- Bob "The Meeting Maestro" Johnson