Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Agenda

Meeting of the Minutes of Utter Chaos, 2025

The following agenda items are scheduled for today's meeting:

• Item 1: Ominous Pen Requisition Form 2025 - A proposal to replace all pens with sharp, pointy ones.
• Item 2: Intergalactic Diplomacy - A discussion on how to properly bow to alien overlords.
• Item 3: Quantum Leap of Faith Presentation - A presentation on the benefits of leaping through space-time in a single bound.

Resolution:

We will take a break for intergalactic snacks at 3 PM sharp. Please be prepared to bow to our alien friends.

Remember, if you're not prepared for the impending doom of the sharp pen, you're not prepared for life.