Committee of Conundrums - Meeting Agenda - Point 1: The Quest for Answers

Meeting Minutes - 3:14 PM - 14th February 3000

Objective: Find the answers to the universe's most puzzling questions.

Sub-Objective: Eat as much free food as possible from the break room fridge.

Points of Discussion:

• The meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
• The best way to organize the world's socks.
• The optimal ratio of coffee to human.

Decisions:

1. It is agreed that 42 is indeed the answer to all of life's questions. (But we still need more research)
2. The world's socks are best organized alphabetically by color.
3. Coffee is 50% human, 50% caffeine. (Rounding up)

Next Steps:

• Create a task force to explore the depths of the cosmos.
• Conduct a thorough inventory of the break room fridge.
• Host a global conference on the optimal ratio of coffee to human.

The meeting will reconvene on Wednesday at 3:14 PM to discuss further.