Point 2: The Search for Meaning

Agenda Item 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

It has come to our attention that socks have gone missing at an alarming rate. Some have been eaten by the vacuum, others have been spirited away to a parallel universe. We must get to the bottom of this.

Agenda Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Lunch

It seems that our cafeteria has been plagued by a series of unexplained food disappearances. We must find out who is behind this dastardly deed.

Agenda Item 3: The Search for the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything

We have been tasked with finding the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. We will use the collective knowledge of the committee to achieve this goal.