MEETING AGENDA FOR THE COMMITTEE OF CONUNDRUMS

Point 1: THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING SOCKS

Subpoint 1: Alternative Solutions to the Age-Old Problem

• Option 1: Implement Sock-Sorter 9000
• Option 2: Hire a Sock Detective
• Option 3: Abandon Socks Altogether

APPENDIX

For your reference, a comprehensive table of all known sock-related phenomena: