The Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Agenda — Point 1: The Mystery of the Missing Socks

Item 1: The Socks in Question

• One pair of argyle socks, last seen in the laundry room.
• A single lone sock, discovered in the fridge.

Theories and Suspicions:

• Theory 1: Sock Napping by Aliens
• Theory 2: Sock Eating Robot Conspiracy
• Theory 3: Sock Goblins in Residence

Possible Solution 3: The Unlikely Culprit

It has come to our attention that the missing socks may, in fact, be the result of a particularly hungry hamster.

We propose a series of rigorous hamster- testing protocols to determine the veracity of this claim.