Reports have surfaced of an extraterrestrial force responsible for the disappearance of millions of socks worldwide. Dubbed "Sock-Napping by Aliens," this phenomenon has left Earth's residents baffled.
Witnesses describe the aliens as "giant, glowing-eyed creatures with an affinity for cotton." They allegedly target homes, leaving behind only a faint trail of lint and a cryptic message scrawled on the wall in what appears to be hieroglyphics.
As the world grapples with this intergalactic crisis, experts warn of a possible connection between the Sock-Napping and an ancient, long-forgotten civilization that once worshipped the almighty sock.