Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Agenda - Point 4: The Mysterious Case of the Disappearing Employee

Point 4: The Mysterious Case of the Disappearing Employee

As the committee convenes, we find ourselves faced with a crisis of unprecedented proportions. It has come to our attention that our beloved colleague, Bertrand, has vanished into thin air.

At first, we thought he might be on a coffee break, but as the minutes ticked by, it became clear that Bertrand was nowhere to be found.

Some theories have been proposed:

• He might have been abducted by aliens.
• He might have discovered a hidden talent for taxidermy and is now a renowned artist.
• He might have been kidnapped by a group of rogue accountants.

But the truth, much like Bertrand himself, remains elusive.

Next steps:

1. Contact the local authorities and ask them to dust the break room for fingerprints.
2. Check the attendance records to see if Bertrand ever actually attended the meeting.
3. Check the fridge. He might be hiding in there.
4. Check the break room microwave. He might be trapped in the toaster.
5. Check the ceiling for a hidden portal to another dimension.

Point 5: The Bertrand Protocol - A proposed new policy for employee disappearances

Point 6: The Bertrand Syndrome - A comprehensive analysis of the effects of Bertrand's disappearance on team morale

Point 7: The Bertrand Legacy - A tribute to the man, the myth, the legend, Bertrand