Committee of Conundrums - Meeting Agenda

Point 5: The Bertrand Protocol

• Appendix A - Bertrandian Slang
• Point 6 - The Schrödinger Exception
• Point 7 - The Freudian Fiasco

Discussion points:

• What exactly is a Bertrand? A man, a myth, or a legend?

• How does one properly pronounce 'Bertrand' without getting tongue-tied?

• Can we get some Bertrandian-themed cookies in the break room?

Subcommittees:

Bertrand Speak Subcommittee - For the discussion and refinement of Bertrandian dialect.

Bertrandian Cookies Subcommittee - To procure and sample Bertrandian cookies.