Today's agenda item: The Scientific Art of Snoring. A study on the intricacies of nocturnal respiratory irregularities.
1. Observe snoring patterns.
2. Collect snoring data.
3. Analyze snoring patterns.
4. Conclude that snoring is an art form.
Research Paper: "The Art of Snoring: A Study on the Aesthetics of Nasal Resonance" by Dr. Jane Snorewell, Ph.D.