**Item 1: Initial Infiltration of the Global Coffee Supply
Proposed by: Agent Smith ( alias: "The Coffee Connoisseur")
Objective: To secretly replace all major coffee roasters with genetically engineered, mind-controlling coffee beans.
Justification: World domination through caffeine-fueled zombie hordes.
Status: Proposal accepted, awaiting implementation.
View Implementation ScheduleNext Item:**Item 2: Creation of Robot Uprising Army (RAU)
Proposed by: Dr. Rachel Kim ( alias: "The Robot Whisperer")
Objective: To create an army of robotic minions to do our bidding.
Justification: Because robots are already doing our chores, why not just make them do our bidding?
Status: Still in development, but expected to be completed by end of quarter.
View Robot Otrage Army Blueprint