Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Agenda - 3. The True Nature of the Vacuum Cleaner

Item 3: A discussion on the existential crisis of the vacuum cleaner.

We will delve into the depths of the suction and examine the philosophical implications of the spinning brushes.

Will we find the answer to the question: "Is the vacuum cleaner a mere appliance, or is it a harbinger of a larger, more sinister plot?"

Hyperlinks:

• 4. The True Nature of the Toaster
• 5. The True Nature of the Teapot
• Secretarial Corner: Notes and Minutes