The Committee of Conundrums is a gathering of experts in the field of Unsolved Mysteries. Today, we tackle the most pressing question of our time: The True Nature of the Toaster.
Subcommittee A: The Toaster is a Portal to Another Dimension
Chairperson, Professor Pocket Protector, will be presenting his findings on the toaster's alleged ability to open interdimensional portals.
Next Meeting: 5. The Toaster as a Sculpture
Subcommittee B: The Toaster is a Reincarnation of a 19th-Century Philosopher
Dr. Bertrand Punsley will be arguing that the toaster is actually a repressed soul from the era of existentialism.