Meeting 4: The True Nature of the Toaster
Chairman, Bob: "So, uh, what's the deal with the toaster?"
Member 1: "It's a portal to another dimension, Bob."
Read on for more information about the Toaster's interdimensional travel capabilities.Adjournment: 4:15 PM. Next meeting in 3.14 minutes.
Minutes of the Toaster Time Traveler's Committee