Today's meeting will be held at the local coffee shop, where we'll discuss the pressing issues of: Conundrum 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts, Conundrum 2: The Inflated Sense of Self-Importance, and Conundrum 3: The Unresolved Question of Who Ate the Last Donut.
Action Items:
- Discuss the finer points of Conundrum 1
- Elect a new chairperson to replace the previous one who ate all the donuts
- Decide on a course of action for Conundrum 2
- Send out a strongly worded letter to the donut thief
Note: Please bring your own donuts to the meeting, as they will likely not be provided.
Meet in the break room to discuss the intricacies of the donut mystery.