Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Agenda - Subcommittee A

Meeting Purpose: To discuss the existential meaning of staplers in modern society.

Agenda:

1. Introduction by Chairperson, Dr. Emily E. Exposition
2. Roundtable Discussion: The Stapler as a Symbol of Hope or Despair
3. Stapler-themed Art Exhibition (featuring works of local stapler-enthusiasts)
4. Adjournment and Refreshments

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