Meeting Minutes: 1st Session, 9:00 AM, Committee of Conundrums Conference Room
The Thermostat Subcommittee B has convened to tackle the most pressing question of our time: what is the true nature of the thermostat?
Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in the field of thermostatic philosophy, opened the proceedings by stating, "We will not rest until we have uncovered the answer to this, the greatest of all questions."
Dr. Emily J. Thermostatica, noted thermodynamic specialist, countered, "But, Chairman, are we not merely dancing around the issue? Is it not simply a device that regulates temperature?"
The debate raged on for several hours, with no clear resolution in sight.
Next meeting: 1:00 PM, same location.
Subcommittee B members: The Meaning of Mouspads, The Fate of the Filing Cabinet, The True Purpose of the Coffee Machine
Non-subcommittee members: The True Nature of the Vacuum Cleaner, The Meaning of the Toilet Paper Roll