Present:
Meeting called to order at 9:00 AM. First item of business: The Secret Life of Stapler-Adjacent Plants.
Chairperson, Plant Lady: "As we all know, the stapler-adjacent plants have been causing quite the stir in recent weeks. Their unusual behavior has left many of us baffled."
Dr. Peculiar: "Agreed. I've been studying these plants and I believe they're secretly plotting to take over the world."
Bob: "Preposterous! They're just trying to get more paper clips. I've seen the way they're always stapling things together."
Chairperson, Plant Lady: "Well, we must take this seriously. Recommendations, please."
Dr. Peculiar: "I recommend we establish a task force to monitor their stapling activities and gather more data."
Bob: "I second that motion. And I propose we give them more paper clips."
Meeting adjourned at 10:00 AM with a motion to reconvene next Thursday at the same hour.
Next meeting scheduled for: The Plants Have Plotted Against Us.