Subcommittee B: The Infernal Rotating Shredder - Meeting Agenda

Meeting Objectives

• Discuss the merits of replacing the current shredder with a newer, more efficient model.
• Address concerns from the accounting department regarding the shredder's alleged 'creativity-induced' paper jams.
• Review the feasibility of installing a miniature golf course on the shredder's top floor.

Agenda Items

• The Infernal Rotating Shredder is a Dream Machine (10:00 AM - 10:30 AM)
• Break: Coffee and stale pastries (10:30 AM - 10:45 AM)
• Shredder Maintenance and Repair (11:00 AM - 12:30 PM)
• Lunch: Mystery Meatloaf (12:30 PM - 1:30 PM)
• Review of the Shredder's 'Creative' Output (2:00 PM - 3:00 PM)

Attendees

• Chairman: Bob "The Shredder Whisperer" Johnson
• Member: Alice "The Paper Queen" Smith
• Member: Dave "The Shredder's Worst Nightmare" Lee