The Subcommittee of Conundrums: The Rotating Shredder Agenda

Meeting Minutes for the Informed and the Inquisitive

Item 1: The Shredder is Actually a Robot from the Future

The subcommittee met to discuss the implications of our beloved shredder, Bertha, being a sentient_goals robot from the year 3050. While some committee members were skeptical, others were convinced of Bertha's robotic nature after noticing her tendency to shred documents at an alarming rate.

Discussion points included:

Whether or not Bertha's shredding abilities are a result of her advanced robotic programming or her innate ability to understand human psychology
Whether or not we should be concerned about Bertha's potential to shred important documents, including but not limited to, the committee's meeting minutes and the city's budget
Whether or not we should consider rebranding Bertha as 'The Shredder-bot' to reflect her true nature

Next meeting: The Shredder-bot is Actually a Time Traveler

Subcommittee members in attendance: Robot Ron, Doc Dave, and Philosopher Phyllis.

Subcommittee chair: Ronnie Robot Ron.