Discussion of the Shredder's rise to internet fame and its implications on modern discourse. Should we be concerned about the Shredder's influence on our committee's productivity?
Proceed to Item 2: The Shredder's Sentimental SideA detailed breakdown of the Shredder's energy consumption and its effect on our committee's carbon footprint. Should we consider replacing the Shredder with a more eco-friendly alternative?
Proceed to Item 3: The Shredder's Labor IssuesAn in-depth analysis of the Shredder's impact on modern art and pop culture. Is the Shredder a symbol of our society's values, or just a mere appliance?
Proceed to Item 4: The Shredder's Dark SideA discussion on the Shredder's role in our committee's decision-making process. Should we make the Shredder an honorary member, or just a glorified paperweight?
Proceed to Item 5: The Shredder's ReignThis meeting will be adjourned until the next scheduled session. The Shredder will be left on, but not necessarily for the right reasons.