Committee of Conundrums: Subcommittee B

Meeting Agenda Item 1:

Regulatory Framework for the Apocalypse

Subcommittee Report

Present: Chairperson, Dr. Balthazar McSnazz, and members, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth and Professor Wizbang.

• Recommendation 1:

  Establish a Department of Intergalactic Emergency Management (DIEM) to handle all extraterrestrial crises.

• Recommendation 2:

  Implement a universal, mandatory, and retro-reflective vesting policy for all surviving members of society.

Action Items:

• AI 1:

  Assign AI-1, "The Oracle," to draft a comprehensive report on the feasibility of implementing a sentient, autonomous, and self-replicating robot workforce.

• AI 2:

  Task AI-2, "The Archivist," with cataloging and storing all historical data on the Great Fire of London.

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