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Subcommittee B: 1 The Infernal Rotating Shredder
Subcommittee B: 1 The Infernal Rotating Shredder
Minutes of the meeting, or what little we managed to transcribe:
- Chairman Grimclaw: "We're here, we're queer, and we're about to be shredded."
- Dr. Emily E. Eggplant, Expert on All Things Apocalyptic: "I'm afraid the regulatory framework is, uh, shredding what little progress we've made."
- Representative B. F. Bottomline: "I propose we just... shred the whole thing and start over."
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