The Infernal Rotating Shredder Subcommittee

Agenda Items

• 1. The Shredder as an Artifact of the Elder Dryas

  Action Item: Discuss the historical context of the Infernal Rotating Shredder as a symbol of bureaucratic red tape.

• 2. The Rotating Shredder as a Performance Art Piece

  Decision Item: Vote on whether the Shredder can be repurposed as a kinetic sculpture for public display.

• 3. Shredder Maintenance and Upkeep

  Discussion Item: Explore alternative methods for lubricating the Shredder's gears without compromising its infernal nature.