Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Agenda

Subcommittee B Meeting Minutes

Meeting Summary

Today we discussed the Infernally Rotating Shredder as a tool for societal reform. The following points were raised:

• Is it possible to use the shredder as a means of mass meditation?
• Can the shredder be used as a form of art installation?
• Is it possible to harness the shredder's energy to power a toaster?

Decisions:

After much debate, we decided to:

1. Table the discussion on meditation due to concerns about paper jams.
2. Approve the shredder as an art installation, but only if it's displayed on a rotating pedestal.
3. Assign a subcommittee to explore the shredder's toaster potential.

Next Steps:

We will be meeting again next week to discuss the shredder's toaster potential further. In the meantime, we encourage all members to research the following:

• Shredder maintenance and repair
• The ethics of using a shredder for art
• The physics behind toaster power generation