Meetings of this subcommittee are held in a windowless room, as a symbol of their own desperation.
Back to Subcommittee A Proceed to Subcommittee CThe mousepad, a ubiquitous office supply item, has become a source of fascination and terror for our committee.
We will be discussing this enigma in the following subcommittee meeting:
The Meaning of Mousepads as a Symbol of Our Deteriorating Psyche The Problem of the Mousepad as a Symbol of Desperation The Mousepad as a Metaphor for Our Relationship with Our CatIs the mousepad a symbol of our desperate attempts to hold on to order and control in a chaotic world?
// The Mousepad Enigma
// A study in human desperation
// Written in C++
#include "mousepad.h"
// The mousepad is a symbol of our crumbling sanity
printf("The mousepad is a mousepad");
// But what does it really mean?
printf("I have no idea");
// Is it a tool or a toy?
printf("I have a mousepad");
We will be discussing this topic further in the next meeting.
The Meaning of Mousepads as a Symbol of Our Deteriorating Psyche