Subcommittee B: The Unraveling of Mousepad Enigma

Meetings of this subcommittee are held in a windowless room, as a symbol of their own desperation.

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Mousepads: The Unsettling Enigma

The mousepad, a ubiquitous office supply item, has become a source of fascination and terror for our committee.

We will be discussing this enigma in the following subcommittee meeting:

The Meaning of Mousepads as a Symbol of Our Deteriorating Psyche The Problem of the Mousepad as a Symbol of Desperation The Mousepad as a Metaphor for Our Relationship with Our Cat

The Problem of the Mousepad as a Symbol of Desperation

Is the mousepad a symbol of our desperate attempts to hold on to order and control in a chaotic world?

			// The Mousepad Enigma
			// A study in human desperation
			// Written in C++
			#include "mousepad.h"
			// The mousepad is a symbol of our crumbling sanity
			printf("The mousepad is a mousepad");
			// But what does it really mean?
			printf("I have no idea");
			// Is it a tool or a toy?
			printf("I have a mousepad");
		

We will be discussing this topic further in the next meeting.

The Meaning of Mousepads as a Symbol of Our Deteriorating Psyche