Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Agenda

Subcommittee B: 4. The Ineffable Rotating Shredder and the Neighborhood Watchers

Today's Agenda:

• 10:00am - Welcome and Ineffable Rotating Shredder Demonstration
• 10:15am - Neighborhood Watchers' Report: "The Great Sock Conspiracy of 2022"
• 10:30am - Break: Free Donuts for All Attendees (but not really free, we're still paying for them)
• 11:00am - Ineffable Rotating Shredder Maintenance and Safety Protocols

Related Links:

• 5. The Ineffable Rotating Shredder Users Guide
• 6. The Neighborhood Watchers Annual Report: "We're Watching You, and We're Watching You Too"
• 7. The Secret Shredder Society (password protected, don't try it)