Committee on Conundrums: 5-Year Plan

Our Plan is Better Than Yours

We, the Committee on Conundrums, have devised a plan so brilliant, so bold, so utterly fantastic, that it will surely put the rest of you to shame!

Here are the key points:

• More meetings: We will have more meetings. Lots and lots of meetings. In fact, we're considering adding a new type of meeting, the "Meeting-in-Progress" meeting, where we just kinda stare at each other in silence.
• Bigger budgets: We will increase our budget so much, you'll need a calculator to keep up with the decimal points.
• More bureaucracy: Because who doesn't love a good game of "Red Tape Tug-of-War"?

And, of course, the pièce de résistance: We will make sure to use more corporate jargon in all our reports, because who needs clarity when you can have buzzwords?

Want to learn more about our plan? Click here to see our meeting schedule.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to learn about our new approach to productivity.

Or, if you're just plain curious, click here to find out what happens when we run out of coffee in the break room.