Today, the Subcommittee on Donut Policy will tackle the most pressing issues of our time: The Glaze vs. The Sprinkles.
Will we side with the classic glazed donut, or will we join the rebels in their quest for the sprinkles of power?
Join us as we deliberate on the finer points of donut diplomacy.
**Agenda Item 1: Glaze vs. Sprinkles: A Debate for the Ages**
Support the Glaze | Join the Sprinkles Rebellion
**Break: 15-minute donut break. Please, take a moment to grab a donut and reflect on the issues at hand.
**Agenda Item 2: Donut Shapes: Are They Really a Threat to Society?**
A discussion on the merits of donuts in non-circular shapes.
Shape Up! | Shapeism: The New Donut Norm?
**Next Meeting: 3 days, 5 minutes, 1 second**
Don't forget to bring your donut-based arguments to the next meeting!
Next Meeting: The Donut-astrophe