The meeting began with a heated discussion on the proper way to eat a bowl of spaghetti.
Bob argued that it's best to twirl the noodles, while Alice insisted on using a fork.
John, the committee's resident genius, pointed out that the true question was not how to eat the spaghetti, but whether or not it's a food.
After a spirited debate, the committee voted 3-2 in favor of considering spaghetti as a food.
Next, the committee discussed the mysterious case of the missing donuts from the break room. Bob claimed he didn't eat them, but Alice was seen with a telltale glaze on her shirt.
John suggested that the donuts were actually aliens in disguise, but this theory was met with skepticism.
The meeting adjourned with no resolution on the donut mystery, but a newfound appreciation for the importance of considering all possibilities.