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Committee of Conundrums - Meeting Minutes - Decision 2: Security Cameras

Meeting Date: 2023-02-02, 14:00

Attendees:

Chairman, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, PhD
Deputy Chairman, Dr. Emily J. Puzzleface, MD
Members: Jane D. Schemer, Esq., Bob S. Plot, BA

Decision 2: Security Cameras

The Committee of Conundrums convened to discuss the pressing issue of security cameras in the office building.

Discussion:

Professor Bottomsworth: "We must consider the aesthetic implications of installing security cameras. Will they ruin the ambiance of our drab beige walls?"

Dr. Puzzleface: "Ambiance is overrated. What about actual security? Will they prevent us from stealing the office snacks again?"

Mr./Ms. Schemer: "I propose we install cameras that also serve donuts and coffee. It's a win-win, really."

Decision:

The Committee voted unanimously (with one abstention from Mr./Ms. Schemer) to install security cameras that also serve donuts and coffee. The cameras will be placed in the break room, and a special "camera-only" password will be created to prevent unauthorized access.

Action Items:

Contact the Janitorial Services to install the cameras and donut-dispensing units.
Create the "camera-only" password and distribute it to all committee members.

Next Meeting:

Scheduled for 2023-02-09 at 14:00. Don't forget to wear your thinking caps.

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